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amazing jokes to tell Register +88K Halep has strongly denied knowingly taking the banned substance and has said she has evidence to show that small amounts of the anaemia drug entered her system from a licensed supplement that was contaminated.",Senior IPS officer Anjani Kumar on Saturday took charge as the new DGP of Telangana following retirement of M Mahendar Reddy.",Senior Superintendent of Police (SSP) Gaurav Grover said the circulation of fake stamps had come to light about three months ago when a lawyer filed a case at the Cantonment police station. It was found upon examination by the Indian Security Printing Press Laboratory in Nasik that several stamp papers being used were fake, he added.",During his first public address as part of the “Parliament Prawas Yojana” on Sunday, April 23, the home minister accused the Bharat Rashtra Samithi (BRS) of pleasing the AIMIM through its politics, and asked the crowd, “If the steering is with the AIMIM, can the car go in the right direction?”",Comparing the tenures of the previous Uttar Pradesh governments, the Union minister said that before 2017, governments did not have interest in the implementation of the welfare schemes launched by the Centre. “I continue to visit the city every second or third month. The previous governments had little interest in implementing the Pradhan Mantri Awaas Yojana, which was launched by the Centre in June 2015. Only 17,000 homes could be developed under the programme in the first 17 months in Uttar Pradesh,” he added."，The incident happened during the South Indian International Movie Awards (SIIMA) 2023 event in Dubai, where the actor was talking to the media. In a viral video, the actor was conversing with an interviewer on the red carpet when a person abruptly crossed in front of the camera. Frustrated by this, Lakshmi expressed her displeasure by striking the person’s back. When another man tried to block her interview, Lakshmi said, “Go behind the camera dude. Basic.”"，Toronto’s audience award was announced Sunday as the largest North American film festival wrapped up its 47th edition and first full-scale gathering in three years. The return of crowds at TIFF brought the world premieres of a number of anticipated crowd pleasers, including the Viola Davis-led The Woman King, Rian Johnson’s Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery and Billy Eichner’s Bros."，As part of the partnership, SBI Life’s diverse range of individual and group insurance solutions will be offered to the customers of Yes Bank through the bank’s branches spread across 28 states and 8 Union Territories in India."Four people, including two Hindu outfit activists were arrested on charges of assaulting migrant workers, police said on Monday."

The BJP leader said the police had attempted to hush up the incident and alleged that Chief Minister Siddaramaiah had been “negligent”.",Telangana Director General of Police (DGP) Anjani Kumar has ordered an investigation by a senior officer into the death of a 35-year-old man suspected of snatching gold chains from women in the Medak district of the state days after he was picked up by the police.",As part of the deal for UBS to take over Credit Suisse, the Swiss regulator determined that Credit Suisse’s AT1 bonds with a notional value of billion would be wiped out, a decision that stunned global credit markets and angered many holders.",a betting brand that has gone through the ups and downs of time, is still sought after and loved by bettors in Asia. Its reliability and quality of service are the secrets to its sustainability and success over the years.⚡,United Spirits Ltd (USL), a part of global liquor giant Diageo, on Thursday appointed Hina Nagarajan as the company’s new CEO with effect from July 1, 2021.",Instagram will now show a notification to warn users who violate its community guidelines if their account is close to getting disabled. The Facebook-owned company has also updated its policies for violating content. “These changes will help us quickly detect and remove accounts that repeatedly violate our policies,” Instagram said in a blog post.",Foreign portfolio investors (FPIs) have infused Rs 8,643 crore in the Indian equity markets so far this month on the reasonable valuation of stocks, according to analysts.",The police said a person has been arrested in connection with the case and they are looking for the other five named in the FIR. Police said the deceased Afsar Khan and one of the accused Islam Khan (46) were not on good terms because of a family dispute.",The searches were conducted after the questioning of the two alleged perpetrators of the cafe blast Abdul Matheen Taha, 30, and Mussavir Hussain Shazib, 30 who were arrested from West Bengal on April 12.  The probe revealed that the two accused were in contact with some accused persons in the 2012 LeT conspiracy case of Bengaluru, including a few who were released from prison in 2017 after serving five-year prison term and persons based abroad, the sources said.",There are also rumours that Mi India will launch a new smart speaker as well. We will have to wait for Xiaomi’s Smarter Living 2021 virtual event which will be live-streamed on the company’s social media handles including Twitter, Youtube. The event will begin at 12 PM IST tomorrow.",Google’s Gboard will now recommend GIFs and stickers related to your conversation with the latest AI backed update. With this update, the virtual platform keyboard will now make it easier to share ‘feelings’ with relevant stickers and GIFs. The Gboard AI suggestions is rolling out starting today on Android platform.",Here are the latest audio products that have hit the Indian market. Read on:".